1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
harry potter. i already have the scarf.
2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger?
cheese, mayo, ketchup, lettuce, tomato
3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?
How do you live with yourself?
4. It’s your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
wandering around with my hubby, looking for something to eat.
5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
butterfingers
6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?
pop ups. i don’t get them any more (god bless firefox and adblocker), but they are still evil.
7. What do you think Captain Hook’s name was before he had a hook?
Captain I Hate Peter Pan
8. Rock, paper, or scissors?
scissors
10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud or too quiet?
too loud
11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
loyalty
12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?
peppermint sticks
13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
that would require me to live in a city. i live in a town that is so tiny most people, even the locals, don’t realize it’s actually a town and not just a road. i believe i just answered my own question: the road.
14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than anything?
religion
16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
nerds
17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?
chocolate
18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?
what are my chances? 50/50? 20/80? i’d probably keep the $50.
19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV or DSL/cable Internet?
cable tv. i can just download whatever i want to watch anyway, and it wouldn’t have commercials.
21. How much is a gallon of gas in your city?
$2.55
22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
i always had the plain generic plastic ones. the licensed character boxes were too expensive.
23. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?
a cook! oh the joy that having a cook would be! i want a tiny alton brown who lives in my kitchen cabinet, and i’ll bring him out to cook for him and then stick him back in when i’m full.
24. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator or stuck in traffic?
traffic. i’m claustrophobic and afraid of heights.
25. Let’s say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your “cleaned up” swear word?
i’d say fuck anyway. this is why i do not have kids.